we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
- black people: black
- white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
- asian people: not chinese
i call that little brown part that u dont eat at the end of a banana the bananus
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.