June 2013
liking mainstream because hating mainstream is too mainstream
isn’t your first birthday technically your second
i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine
people say the same thing about cocaine
you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine
excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
May 2013
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
What race are you?
- black people: black
- white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
- asian people: not chinese
i call that little brown part that u dont eat at the end of a banana the bananus
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
