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how does one just obtain an duck in 2 hours
This girl gets shit done
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liking mainstream because hating mainstream is too mainstream
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isn’t your first birthday technically your second
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i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine
people say the same thing about cocaine
you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine
excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana
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change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
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we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
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someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
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